Cristina Escalante is here.

cristinaeeeee @ 2008-03-20T16:53:00

2008-03-20T20:53:35Z

god my internet is slow.

writers block thing

2007-12-31T01:06:45Z

What are your New Year's Eve plans?

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I'm going to stay home with my family.
I wonder why the tags associated with this include "hpentertainmnet2".

hmm friendster

2007-12-29T09:16:01Z

I've never used it, butth various versions of m y name, have http://profiles.friendster.com/45620596

In other news,

Today my friend and I were watching a TV show about ingratitude in the coming decades. We were very fascinated by the topic, so we started telling my friend Jon about it, and he began yelling:

"Shut up!.. Get out! I love the coming decades so much!"

But then when my friend and I got to the part about the ingratitude, Jon ran away all of a sudden. But this morning, Jon's father told me that the reason Jon was so freaked out was because he was watching about ingratitude on TV. Often Jon can be quite crazy like that, but all he cares about is my own good...

A show about ingratitude. Who would have thought to make such a thing?

awesomeness

2007-12-29T07:23:07Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw&feature=related

That's cool.

THE PROOF THAT Cristina Escalante IS EVIL

2007-12-27T23:42:02Z

   C   R   I   S   T   I   N   A   E   S   C   A   L   A   N   T   E
  67  82  73  83  84  73  78  65  69  83  67  65  76  65  78  84  69     - as ASCII values
   4   1   1   2   3   1   6   2   6   2   4   2   4   2   6   3   6     - digits added
  \_____________/ \_____________/ \_____________/ \_____________/ \_/
   8               3               5               6               6     - digits added

Thus, "Cristina Escalante" is 83566.

Turn the number backwards, and add 445 - the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe. The number is now 66983.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1957 - the year Ford introduced the Edsel. The number is now 40923.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 10968.

Subtract 1945, the year Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked to make the world a better place. The result will be 9023.

Subtract 7791 from the number - this is the year Elvis left the planet, written backwards. It gives 1232.

This number, read as octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

This is truly evil. QED.